Baby, It’s Nice Outside
Monday, January 19th, 2009It is time to undertake a thorough investigation examining whether some of Vermont’s leading news organizations are harboring paid operatives for tourist or real estate interests in California and the South.
“Is it ever going to warm up around here?” proclaimed an exasperated Michelle Mortensen on WPTV-TV (Channel 5) Saturday evening.
Well, it was warming up, said the object of that question, weather reporter Keith Carson, adding, “unfortunately, that still puts us in the freeze.”
Meanwhile, the web site of Channel 5’s rival, WCAX-TV (Channel 3) noted that the state had “recovered nicely after the brutal cold. ” The tone of the weather stories in the newspapers was the same: It’s cold. How awful.
Can we do a reality check here? It’s Vermont. It’s mid-January. It’s supposed to be cold.
More important, cold is not ”unfortunate” or “brutal.” OK, by the third definition in my dictionary (American Heritage Second College Edition)-”harsh; unrelenting”-last week’s cold might qualify. But mostly “brutal” is defined as “characteristic of or befitting a brute,” meaning a beast; the connotation is that the beast is malicious.
But last week’s cold was dry, sunny, and windless, hardly as repellent as a wild boar or rabid coyote. There are real disadvantages to winter in Vermont. Swirling snow while driving. Black ice on the road. Preferred solution: don’t drive.
But cold is not one of those disadvantages. Cold in these parts in this season should be welcomed. It is good for both body and mind. There is a reason no one from the South or from California ever had a good idea (though they do write some good songs now and then). It’s because they never have to go outside when it’s below zero. Rouses the blood. Sharpens the mind.
If your humble agent, who must be less hale than the vast majority of you who are less old, could spend some hours every day last week outside walking, snow-shoeing, splitting logs, shoveling the back deck, and puttering in the (unheated) garage-and having a good time all the while-surely enjoying these single-digit Fahrenheit afternoons can’t be all that rare.
Granted, there’s an inner contradiction here, a sort of joy in misery. One of the best things about being out in the cold is coming in from it. A cup of tea (or whatever) in front of the woodstove or fireplace is a delight any time, but never as delightful as when it follows an hour or two out in the zero-degree air. Then, too, there is a certain “sharing of the misery, we’re-all-in-this-together” community aspect, all the more fun because it isn’t really “misery” at all.
After all, with fewer exceptions than ever, most of us don’t have to go outside at all these days, except to walk between the house and the car, and then the car and the office, store, school or whatever. The percentage of us who farm, work in the woods, clear the roads, or keep them safe is small.
And those precincts to do not seem to be the origin of most of the complaints. Nor should they be. The Thirteenth Amendment not having been repealed, no one is forced to do any of those jobs. Many who do them enjoy them, even in January. No doubt they enjoy that cup of tea (or whatever) in front of the fire afterwards, too. They probably even enjoy complaining about the cold. But that’s still enjoyment.
So why do our TV talking heads and newspaper reporters, who do almost all their work indoors, constantly describe the cold as though it were just a touch less unbearable than being tortured? Let’s assume for a moment that they are not actually in the pay of Southern or Californian resort owners and realtors and ponder the other possibilities.
They could be wimps. But let’s reject personal insults and look elsewhere. Maybe they think their listeners/viewers/readers enjoy being pitied. So it’s a ploy to boost ratings or circulation.
Could be. But here’s another, more disquieting explanation: The media moaners and groaners are both influenced by and influencing a Vermont culture of complaint that seems to be gaining force.
Not that Vermont is unique here. This is a nationwide phenomenon; years ago, whining became the real national pastime. But though comparisons here are not quantifiable, Vermont-especially the Vermont establishment, not least its governor-seems to engage in the practice at least as much as other states, if not more. To hear some folks talk, you’d think life here was unbearable. Nobody can get a job; nobody can buy a house; nobody can start a business. But the unemployment rate is lower than the national average, the percentage of homeowners is higher, and more businesses start than fail.
Unlike the other subjects of local whining, the complaint about the cold is true. It is cold here. Enjoy it.





